What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 03:26
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Powerful solar telescope unveils ultra-fine magnetic 'curtains' on the sun's surface - Space
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
We’re About To Talk To Dolphins… But Are We Ready To Hear The Truth? - The Daily Galaxy
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Derek Carr explains his decision to give up $30 million and retire - NBC Sports
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
No way
Unacceptable again!